Consume, Sinner -- Lest ye be DAMNED!!!

Darwin Fish Bumper Ornament

The old science standby. Chrome with adhesive back. Also, available in classic silver or gold finish.

Price: $9.95


Evolve Fish Bumper Ornament

A step up the evolution ladder! Go ahead and evolve! Chrome with adhesive back.

Price: $9.95

Buddy Christ Dashboard Action Figure!

Buddy ChristWith Buddy Christ watchin' you drive, what could possibly go wrong? Speeding? Cutting people off? Passing on the soft shoulder? It's all good with Buddy Christ giving you his divine thumbs-up on everything you do.

Simply refer any law enforcement officer to the benevolent wink of your Savior smiling up at him from the dashboard and see if he has the balls to give you a ticket!


Price:$10.99


Look Out! It's NunZilla!

NunZilla!

Does Sister Spark a memory? Say your prayers, Catholic school survivors! She's decked out in the church's finest: black robe and hood with a white wimple, a cross around her neck, bible in one hand, and a ruler (shudder!) in the other. Ultra-realisitic as she shoots holy sparks from her mouth while striding across the table to notify you of your impending doom.

Price: $2.45

Wash Away Your Sins Soul Saver Pak

Wash Away Your Sins Soul Saver Pak
This three piece gift set is bound to be a pious pleaser! Promises guaranteed results from the included holy water, bubble bath and goody-goody guide book.

Send Satan packing today with this all-in-one sinner salvation selection!

Price: $8.95
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Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray

Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray

  • Better than washing your mouth out with soap.
  • In one easy step even you will be able to absolve yourself from guilt and fear.
  • Merciful Mint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml
  • Take a mind and attitude altering squirt.
  • Portable so you can always get your fix.

Price: $4.95
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