Consume, Sinner -- Lest ye be DAMNED!!!

Darwin Fish

The old science standby. Chrome with adhesive back. Also, available in classic silver or gold finish.

Price: 6.95

Evolve Fish

A step up the evolution ladder! Go ahead and evolve! Chrome with adhesive back.

Price: 6.95

Wash Away Your Sins Bar Soap

An exotic blend of Somalian Frankincense, Indonesian Nutmeg and Ginger in 100% vegetable oil base...This large seven ounce, extra fancy, pure vegetable base bar is triple milled by New England’s oldest soap makers.

Price: 8.00

Wash Away Your Sins Laundry Bag

Gather thy load and beg for mercy. Screenprinted graphics on heavy weight 18” x 28” cotton duck bag.

Price: 19.95

Wash Away Your Sins Conversion Kit

Remedies for redemption, approved from above. This 7-piece mini kit includes one 2 oz Body Wash, for in the shower cleansing power, one 2 oz tube of resolve strengthening Hand Cream, one merciful mint flavored Breath Spray, and four heavenly scented moist towelettes.

Price: 19.95

Wash Away Your Sins Shower Curtain

Make amends as you cleanse. For liars, cheaters, and wrongdoers. Four sinful colors on clear plastic with aluminum grommets. Measures 72” x 72”

Price: 24.95

Wash Away Your Sins Hand Soap

Rinse and repent with this aloe-enhanced formula in a handy communal dispenser. 8 oz.

Price: 9.95

Wash Away Your Sins Bubble Bath

This 12 oz. baptism in a bottle is Bishop tested and Cardinal approved! The bottle's tasteful, but edgy graphics and text that are sure to amuse both devoted and lapsed Catholics. Leaves no visible sin scum on the tub.

Price: 11.95