Warning, as you clearly fit the above description, please back away from the keyboard, get on your knees and pray to your imaginary omnipotent sky pixie for some semblance of an actual brain.

Barring this, please feel free to open your window and toss all your money out -- I will thereafter cause a divine wind to carry your cash aloft to My holy coffers. I really don't appreciate the user fees I have to pay with PayPal and this of course is the most direct way to curry My Almighty favor!